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Nürnberg, Mittelfranken, 2005-05-21 - 9:11 p.m.

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from Disney Land to Penis Lands

I couldn't believe it: I just saw a quiz show & there was the question about the longest penis of a mammal, that's exhibited in this museum with a size 1,50 m - the question was to which of four different mammals this penis would belong - I think the answer was a whale or something -

Curious I searched internet & there actually exists a museum of Phallus'es (penises) - it's situated in Island , no Iceland (we Germans say Island & the english word 'island' is in German 'Insel' (like insula in latin))

The adress is

here an excerpt of the description I found there:

"The Icelandic Phallological Museum contains a collection of over one hundred and fifty penises and penile parts belonging to almost all the land and sea mammals that can be found in Iceland. Visitors to the museum will encounter thirty eight specimens belonging to fifteen different kinds of whale, one specimen taken from a rogue polar bear, nineteen specimens belonging to seven different kinds of seal and walrus, and ninety three specimens originating from nineteen different kinds of land mammal: all in all, a total of one hundred fifty one specimen belonging to forty two different kinds of mammal. It should be noted that the museum has also been fortunate enough to receive a legally-certified gift token for a future specimen belonging to Homo Sapiens. "

I wonder, why there is no counterpart museum of female mamal genitals. I think that should be situated somewhere on an tropical isle in the southern pacific, Fidji isle or Hawaii p.e.

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